Saw this quote recently on the papers. "How do i look as young as jay chou? Because I'm a virgin", Fei Yu Qing 52. Rich and famous singer/entertainer a virgin at 52, that has to be the first. Holy crap, he's gotta be gay with that high pitched vocals and a virgin at this age. He could probably make a sequel to the 40 year old virgin movie.
Speaking of Mexico & accents from my previous post, don't you just love women with accents? Hearing the girls speaking their language during the introduction of this year's Miss Universe, was simply breathtaking. I just could not get my eyes off the TV as introduced themselves and showed off their national costumes from their respective countries. I fell in love with the samurai from japan, Kurara Chibana. Being a fan of naruto and bleach, surely you would love that samurai costume of hers and that samurai sword that she was holding. I wasn't surprise that she won the best costume and made it to the top 5. By the way, Mexico made it to the top 20! (nachooooooooo.....)
HOT STUFF!!!
I wonder how the judges decide among all these beauties! The competition was so tight! It doesn't matter that Japan did not win, losing to Puerto Rico was not a bad thing. Puerto Rico has always produced beauties that are out of this world! This year was no exception. I present you winner of Miss Universe 2006! Zuleyka Rivera from Puerto Rico!
Man, I just love the swimsuit competition. No surprises that Singapore, did not make it far. Apart from the introduction at the start of the show, you probably won't see her at all for the rest of the show. When you compare the beauties in the competition, makes you wonder if our Miss Singapore Carol Cheong joined the wrong competition. Think she would do better in FHM or Maxim. She looked too darn average in the competition to be noticed. Oh well, she did pretty well to make it this far in the competition anyway. She's hell a lot better than a horse-faced model that goc, pseudo and I know off. You may think I'm pageant crazy but oh COME ON(GOB's voice), I'm just taking time off to appreciate the fine beauties of the world. Which guy that has 2 testicles and a dick doesn't? Even Queer guys do, just like the guy from Queer eye for a straight guy, Carson Kressley who was doing the commentary during the show. You know I'm right bout this one.
GOC bought 3 talking napoleon dynamite dolls from the states; Napoleon dynamite, Kip and Pedro. I couldn't help but notice the price difference on the dolls. Napoleon doll at US$10.95, Kip doll at US$8.95 and Pedro doll the cheapest at $5.95. Come on, how can pedro be cheaper than kip? He was napoleon best friend and he won the election afterall. Somehow i feel that all that is just because pedro is mexican and america make mexico look like a really dreadful place. You can tell from the TV that you watch, convicts escaping to mexico and illegal immigrants all coming in from mexico through the fences. Worn out buildings ,people in big hats, nachos with salsa dip. Was the card game Uno from mexico as well? sounds like it though. Speaking of Mexicans, look out for the upcoming movie "Nacho Libre" starring Jack Black, the only non mexican that is going to appear in the movie. Watch out for his hilarious spanish accent. Out in theatres 20th July.
Note frm GOC: Wat the fuck's wrong with nachos and salsa dips? How does that make Mexico a dreadful place?
After what goc posted, I just have to come up with excuses to why the blog looks dry and dead.
1. The World Cup is on! - come on who would waste time blogging during the world cup? All your other spare time are meant for sleeping. ok and Italy won the world cup for those who blogged their life away.
2. Army is killing off my free time! - Ok this is not an excuse for pseudo as he is done with his cheap labour for the government and goc is about to finish in a couple of months time. Fuck, its still a slow and long way for me.
3. Writers' block - We are boring and uncool people. If we had so many things to blog about, we would not be boring and uncool. Secondly, if we had that much ideas, we would be selling them off already.
4. Laziness - Let me see the number of hands, raise them up high so I can see them. who isn't lazy here? hmm... I see no hands are raised...
5. My virtual pet dog ate my posts away - There's always a list that comes in 5s so just have to include this classic excuse. I did post alright, I really did! bad doggy!
And at least goc is doing a lot more than pseudo.
PS. I would like to thank GOC for getting me one of those talking pedro dolls!
I just like to say how disappointed I am with the state of this blog. Just look at the blog description at the top. The blame falls squarely on the shoulders of Pseudo and the Korean. Seriously man, is it that hard to make a post? Look at me, I took time to make this post. I am absolving myself of all blame. Dun make excuses. Never mind the fact that only uncool people, and not even alot of them, read this blog. Just make some goddamn posts. FUCK!!
I wish I could take responsibility for the dismal state of the blog, but seriously, this is not my fault. How can anyone expect me to single-handedly update the blog? But enough finger-pointing, the guilty ones know who they are. We must move on. Regain our focus. Be proactive. Early bird gets the worm. Think outside the box. And most importantly of all: DON"T FUCK UP
And if we do, its not my fault. At all.
I've been watching the whole of season 1 of "my name is earl" that I got too busy to post. This show is about this guy named earl (like duh?) who discovered karma and trying correct all his wrongs. He made a list of the bad things he did and try to undo his wrongs. Decent show that will get you hooked and wanting to know what is next on the list that he wants to correct. Nadine Velazquez is the actress to look out for, she is just so damn hot to not be noticed!
Watching this show, it got me thinking about karma. Everytime something good that happens to you, something bad will follow if you're not doing any good deeds. For every rotten thing that you've done, a rotten thing will come back to you. The ying and the yang, balances the good and the evil. Although I never believed in it, it kind of hit me in the head after I watched this show.
After I got a new phone and a great posting in the army, I was hit with a week of fever and really bad cough. It was the worst fever n cough I had in a really long time. Thought about me not doing enough good deeds or helping others around me. All religions are actually pretty similar to karma; like when you do good, you get good returns. More you give, more you will prosper.
In Christianity, people talk about having a relationship with God and it is not just a religion. Don't the christians want good things to come their way as well that's why they are doing good and serving God wholeheartedly? You can't possibly have a religion and actually want bad things to happen to you. Think bout it, you can't just go into a religion blindly like it's some kind of trend. Go do something that's listed under warning, probably something good will come to you in the future.
I'm copying pseudo and posting lyrics.
This song is called 'Knowledge' from Operation Ivy. Pretty much sums up how i feel nowadays.
I know things are getting tougher
When you can't get the top off the bottom of the barrel
The Wide open road to my future now
Is looking fuckin narrow
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing
We get told to decide
Just like as if I'm not gonna change my mind
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing!
What you gonna do with yourself boy
Better make up your mind
What you gonna do with youself Boy
Running out of time
This time I got it all figured out...
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing
(repeat)
And that's fine.
"Rough Landing, Holly"
Left the ground
In black and white
And when the plane went down
The colors all around
I know by now
The Margin's slight
And still I can't get out, she's all I think about, can't let her go
It's who you know
[Chorus]
We came down to watch the world walk by
And all she found was trouble in my eyes
From the sky she pulled me down tonight
Let her go
Let her go
She moves fast,
Takes control and like a heart attack I know I can't turn back
And time just passed
Nights moved slow
And she was all I had, I thought I'd never last, can't let her go
It's who you know
[Chorus X2]
She calls out the farther that I fly
I love that sound so give me one more line
And from the sky she pulled me down tonight
Let her go
Let her go
Let her go
Let her go
cant think of anything to post. so this is it for now.
let's jam soon guys. take a break form the girls and practice your stuff.
Finally a post from me, finally having the time to post after more than 5weeks of absence. This post is not really about surviving in the army, but more about slacking in the army and doing as little as possible. Here I'm providing tips to how you can do so, these tips are based on real life events of the fellow recruits in my Company.
Tip 1: Put on your braces before you go into the army
Not only that your braces are removed after your 2 years of service, you get to go for many dental appointments. Going for appointments means having to skip training and get out of that hellhole.
Tip 2: Feign an injury
This guy in my company deserves a grammy for his outstanding performance. He even managed to get a long term MC which is 1 month long. This SOB claims he has back pain, so he couldn't stand, walk or even carry anything. He was excused from every activity. He was using crutches and was pushed around in a wheelchair. He was actually spotted by other recruits in my company of him walking around without his crutches. So I don't think the x-ray is going to find anything wrong with him but as long you're still in pain, the commanders are afraid to take the risk and put you in training.
Tip 3: Get depression
You don't need to be depress to make claims that you have depression. You just need to have that look in your face, that emotionless face. Like what my platoon mate did, he told the medical officer that he felt like killing his own platoon mates. So immediately he was taken out of training and sent for review. It would be even easier if you were actually depressed before and have a medical history to prove it. Having depression, you would have more reasons to book out of camp for counselling sessions, phychiatry sessions and medical reviews.
Tip 4: Fake an appointment
You don't need to have a real appointment to book out. That is one of the biggest flaw in their system. They don't check your appointment card.
Tip 5: Sleeping disorder
Its one of the easiest to fake it. It doesnt matter if you really have it or don't. Just declare it and there you go, you will be pulled out of training as you do not have enough rest. They think it would be dangerous for you to go through training without having sufficient rest.
The main thing is for you to make a big deal out of whatever condition or injury that you might have. You need a lot of commitment to carry it out. This guide is only for the enlistees that don't like stay-ins. Use at your own risk.
Barca, 2 league titles in a row. Not even the Galacticos could achieve that. Enough Said
Bring on the Gooners. Henry, you should know which club is better for you.
A.N: For all governmental media watchdogs out there, the following is a work of fiction. There is no actual organization. Not that I'm aware of at least.
This message serves as a letter of intent to the people of the world, enlightened ones and pagans alike.
A new organisation has been born. Its members are ordinary God-fearing citizens that are sick and tired of the world they are living in. Pagans are running amok, causing fear and destruction, while governments are weak and rule not with the teachings of God, but allow pre-marital sex, abortion, homosexuality and freedom to worship false idols. The people have forgotten the word of God, immersing themselves in debauchery and sin, bringing themselves closer to Hell. Our organisation believes that if left unchecked, this wretched world will be consumed in eternal hellfire and God himself will forsake us. This is where our our organisation comes in.
Our aim is to wrench this world away from the evil grasps of Satan. To save those that have strayed from the straight and narrow. To destroy all those who serve the Devil. We are everywhere. Nobody can stop us. We work in your governments, in your military, in your schools, in your churches.....We work as policemen, doctors, teachers, lawyers, CEOs....We are everywhere. Our message can be delivered anywhere in the world. Nobody is safe. We will not hesitate to take drastic measures to meet our goals. Anybody who opposes us shall be purged from this world. The first act in our holy crusade shall be revealed to you soon.
May God have mercy on your wretched soul.
The 10th Holy Crusade
Time to shave your heads everyone. That is the cool trend for guys and girls now. Just take a look at this. American idol favourite Chris!
Seems like many american chicks are loving that bald head of his rather than his singing. Just in the recent episode of scrubs, J.D shaved his head just to go the extra mile for a leukemia patient. Hey people, you should be shaving your heads to be supportive to leukemia patients! Most of the NBA players and blacks are bald too! They showed you that you don't need hair to look good.
Do you know the skinhead is widely popularised by the nazis? Who says the nazis aren't cool?
Not only guys will look good being bald. Shaving your heads is not only for the dudes. Girls can look good too. Just look at how hot Natalie Portman is. She still looks so damn HOT being bald!
Come on everybody, what are you still waiting for? I'm getting my hair shaved off tomorrow to show support to the leukemia patients here in Singapore. Its time for me to do something good so I will get good karma in return. Join me people, get your heads shaved as well!
Yes you heard me. Fuck off talent shows. Brainwashing our society into mindless idiots who live and breath on the "talents" in these talent shows. Congrats to channel U, they are really good at exploiting the people into casting votes for these "talents". You will realise why I'm calling them "talents" after watching them sing and perform, but only if you know what good music or real talent is. If not, you will be puzzled and think, "what the fuck is this guy talking about? They are a bunch of talented little fucks!".
Just the other day GOC was telling me that his parents do takeaways whenever the finals of these talent shows are being screened. The same day I was pissed at my mom for hogging the cable tv to watch this show that I detest so much. "Campus Superstar" is a talent show for kids or tertiary student rejected in the Singapore Idol or the "Jue Dui Superstar". With lame slogans to go with the shows like "there is you then there wont be him" direct translation from chinese. Watching them sing its like watching a karaoke competition for kids, like the one they show for PSA night every saturday. They groom themselves by dressing better and looking more stylish as they progress. Come on man, its not going to make you guys better singers or more talented! Its like if I spray perfume on a piece of dog shit, it just hides the smell of the shit, it doesn't make it not a dog shit anymore. 
I was watching Channel U's superband recently to do some "research". Being a band you get to name your band all kinds of name that you want. Boyband naming themselves "Soul", such a typical boyband name. A linkin park style band with disc scratching calling themselves "shi nuo bi", I am guessing they are fans of naruto as well to call themselves shinobi. Another band that looks like they worship satan, they dress like goths and naming their band "lucify". Guess what song they played? "Monkey God". WHAT THE FUCK? I realised bands who overdressed play like shit, I'm in no position to say they play like shit coz i can't play a thing but at least I would know good music when i hear one. The only band that caught my attention the most and actually I can't believe I'm actually impressed by a band in this competition. Its a all malay acapella group singing chinese songs. How can you not be impressed by that? This competition is getting all the boy/girl bands, rock bands, acapella to battle out with each other. This isn't even a fair competition, they are all different genres! All the fucking teenage girls will definitely wear their cellphones out by voting for the boyband showing all their hiphop moves.
Seriously channel U, stop manipulating the teenagers of Singapore into idol worshipping zombies. Looks like it is going to be the end of the world! Who's going to save us from this catastrophe?!
A.N: The following is a sermon from Reverend Brimstone, and does not reflect the views of GOC. He is just using my account. I let him cause he's a scary scary man with scary followers.
*Cough*....DAMNATION!!!! ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!! That's the fate that awaits those that use GOD's teachings in vain!!!! I'm talking about that wretched pagan called Pseudo. How DARE he make a mockery of the teachings of the Holy Bible. Littering his post with vulgarity and quoting from a satanic author, and then rounding off with a verse from the holy book. Surely he must be the tool of the Devil!!
Take heed, you wretched scum, continue with your sinful ways, and you will find yourself getting aquainted with your master in hell much sooner than you expect! The servants of our Lord thy God are plentiful, and eager do his bidding. This is not a threat, just a warning to you and all lost sheep!!
On a lighter note, the charity drive to build the church a new swimming pool shall begin next month. All members of the congregation are expected to raise at least $100. No exceptions. This will be a test of your faith. God Bless Us All.
You have probably experienced a practical application of this theory before in your life.
Your friend owes you money, so you ask him when's he gonna return you the money. He says:" You get from X(a mutual friend), he owe me $20."
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!! What kind of fuck logic is that?!??!? Oei jeebai, you owe me money leh, why should i give a fuck who owes you money.....You are the one that owes me $, so you better take responsibility and come up with the money. I'm not gonna run ard chasing other ppl for money that YOU should place in my palm........I would rather you just say that you still dun have the money. I can wait, I'm reasonable,I know your good for the money. I just hate it when you absolve all responsibilty for the debt.
And its not as if you're gonna get the money from the other guy. He may not have the money at all, or he may say something like:" I where got owe him so much, the other day i pay for his chicken rice leh." And so round and round and round it goes, where it stops, nobody knows. Worst of all, he could palm you off to another fuck, so now you have to chase another person....
Jesus Christ man, no financial institution works like this. Certainly not banks, and definitely not loan sharks. You tell a loanshark to get the money you owe from a guy who owes you, and you are fucking kissing pavement my friend. You are fucking seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. You are fucking sucking down your food through a fucking tube.
So next time, when your fren tells you to get the money from somebody, just reply with a resounding "fuck you". Maybe add in a jeebai or asshole just for variety.
Facts you don't know about my fellow contributors to this blog. There are links to it. It has to be true!
There are just some privileges you can get when you are gay. Here is one of them. I can sense many guys gonna turn become "gay" after seeing this clip.
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I just realised that i have been putting my name as GOS in the tagboard, when it doesn't make a lick of sense.
I was watching Fight Club yesterday
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero"
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Enough of the gay shit. There's nothing wrong with them, they just prefer dicks to pussies. At least they have the courage to admit their sexuality, they didnt care what people think. So respect them for that dude.
Ok the real reason behind this post is in the title. Yes read it, 'the blowers daughter'. If you havent already realise, its a song title and its from the movie 'closer'. Here's the movie poster to refresh your memory
If u still havent caught the movie. I suggest u go watch it, download or buy the dvd if you are rich, whatever. This song was actually introduced to me by my friend, she told me its a real sad song. So i liked what i heard and decided to put it in the background. It might take awhile to load if your connection is slow. Be patient. Its not my fault that you are still using that 56k modem. Hope you like it.
Click play to listen.
Here's the lyrics
And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...
And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...
Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
My mind...my mind...
'Til I find somebody new
Just for the record, my student got a B for her maths C for A'levels. So i am not a bad tuition teacher after all. So please do contact me if you need any help in whatever subject especially maths..
Yeah the title is kind of self-explanatory. I thought the gay or metrosexual trend is over till brokeback mountain came about. 
Story bout 2 gay cowboys in love. I have not watched the show yet but heard the show's pretty similar to romeo and juliet except that theres 2 romeos this time round. Come on, I know cowboys are gays from the very start already with them in their leather and tights, riding their horses all day long. The director of this film Lee Ang isn't going stop exploring homosexuality since this movie was a great success. Sweeping nominations and awards. He is planning on making a movie on lesbians this time round, starring Kate Moss and Charlize Theron. I know of many guys who will definately be looking forward to this film.
Previously there was Will and Grace, Queer eye for the straight guy. Will and Grace started out really funny, as the gay jokes were very fresh to us. Until they made one season too many, that the jokes got stale and were reused. Queer eye for the straight guy is a show where they sissifies every man out there. Being a metrosexual isn't a bad thing, its just that some guys take it too far, that they get too feminine, self-centered, self-absorbed. Or some guys actually happy to be "gays" when they are not. Queer eye for the straight guy wasn't what started the metrosexual trend.
The culprit who is responsible for it all was David Beckham. Seriously man, painting your finger nails pink and wearing your wive's panties really crosses the line.
Fags are so popular here that they have one in almost all our local dramas or sitcoms. They are so popular with the viewers here that they win awards and nominations for their performances. Come on! Only Singaporeans could watch crap like this.
Just in today's "today" there was a page dedicated to gay news. HSBC apparently fired a staff because he was gay and Clay Aiken rumoured to be picking up dudes in gay chatrooms. Gay news are always big in the papers. Gay news seems to be more important and bigger that the War in Iraq.
A great invention for gays and metrosexuals wannabes. 
Tones your thighs, ass and hips. You guys want a firmer ass? I heard you could actually feel those areas working while riding it. Quick, what are you guys waiting for? Put on your cowboy hat and start riding one today! Its only $998 for this piece of junk.
I'm not against gays or metrosexuals. I'm not even against gay marriage and its even legal in some country. Just that now they are everywhere! This post is serve as a warning to you, to warn you about the increasing number of fags around us. It is only a matter of time when they sissifies all the guys and the world is doomed! Then you people will look back to my post and think if only you had listened. This is to Crouch, "Bitch! you are gay!".
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We're finally posting again after almost 2 weeks. The reason Pseudo is busy trying to gain enlightenment through the ways of Taoism. While GOC & me are too traumatised after the Oasis concert. The concert kickass, it was a much better concert than the Good Charlotte one that I went to. Back to why we were traumatised, cause we were VIOLATED at the concert by a dude! MAN, that SOB has his hands on our waist as he tried to squeeze his way past us to get a better view. Thats not as bad as to what I felt, he got too close to comfort. He was so close to me that his dick was actually touching my ass. Its like What the fuck? So for some part of the concert I did not dare to make any vigorous movement to avoid rubbing against his thing. Whenever I turn and look at him, he just went sorry? Yeah that probably makes up for everything me n GOC went through. We're now seeing psychiatrist and counselling to overcome this trauma. So if you want to save us, please kindly make a donation to us. Leave a comment, email and we'll get back to you shortly on how to can make this donation.
GOC currently have an uncomplete post and I doubt that he'll be posting or updating for awhile as recently he got hooked onto japanese anime and he has about 100+ episodes to catch up on. Warning to all, do not watch japanese anime like naruto if you want to have a life.
Fort minor is coming tomorrow. Tickets selling at sistic $68 for free standing. You want to pay for anything less than that, it won't be worth going. We ain't LP or Fort Minor fans so we won't be going for this one.
Do not read and drive. Comic books are useful when your other half is mad at you. Get your copy today.
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First and foremost, a belated happy valentines day to all the fuckers out there. If you manage to get a date this time, good for you. But if u didnt, there is always next year and next next year and next next next year. Your time will come eventually, i hope. I know that doesnt sound the least bit comforting. But fuck it, i dont really care how you feel.
Just for the record, the weather today is increasing concern followed by full-blown dread. In case you havent realise - everything you love will die, the first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground. So be prepared.
I'll also like to take this opportunity to apologise to all my ex - sorry if i have been a bastard in the past. Actually i am quite certain that i was and maybe now still am. But i am truly sorry, i really am.
I think i know what love is now.. here's one for all of you.
Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
- The Bible : 1 Corinthians 13:4 -
Lastly, to everyone of you out here who is reading our blog. If there is any. Leave a comment, shout out or whatever.
Valentine's day finally over. GOC told me he had some friendship day lunch thing going on during his lunch hour, sounds pretty gay to me. He was telling me bout this "holiday", everyone can remember, but when comes to remembering your friend's birthday or other holidays, people have no idea when it is. Valentine's day seems like a day that was made up by florist who couldn't sell their flowers. A day when girls showing off their big bouquet of flowers. The bigger the bouquet, the bigger their smile. Increasing the chances of the guy going to 2nd base. 
Valentine's day is an opportunist day for the guys. A chance for them to melt and romance the girl's heart and go for the homerun.
Prices of flowers on valentine's day are double to tripled, I don't see why they wont increase the price of condoms during the "special period". So you can see how much the guys want it and most girls wouldn't like it unprotected. If not there will be a rise of unwanted pregnancies featured in the papers like after christmas and new year 1 year ago.
Here are 3 tips on how you can win the heart of the girl you always loved.
1. Bake her a cake and wait in the bushes till she gets hungry then you give it to her
2. Draw a sketch of her and give it to her. Doesn't matter how it looks like, its the thought that counts
3. Pick up some form of martial arts and impress her. (From xiaxue's blog, according to her girls want someone who can fight and not wimpish)
If none of the above suits you, well you can just be like us rotting and blogging.
As to why I'm writing this post, yeah you can say that I'm envious or jealous of the couples out there and we're the lonely singles blogging here. Well screw that and screw Valentine's Day! All the couples can just kiss my black ass.
This is how looney toons should be like
Smurf yeah!
Lets do the banana jelly dance!
Asians are cool
Its about time cookie monster is put in rehab for his cookie addiction
Behind the scenes of Osama video
God has magic fingers
Enjoy!
If you read the previous post, you might be wondering, "who the fuck is Chuck Palahniuk?", and/or "damn those quotes are good"....
Or something like that.
Have you seen the movie Fight Club? Starring Pitt,Norton, Bonham Carter, Leto? Directed by Fincher? Probably. Like it? Blew your mind? Well the novel is twice as good, and its written by Chuck. His books will make you laugh,cry,retch,frown,hold your breath,say 'what the fuck' and THINK. People have fainted at his public readings, after listening to a short story off his latest novel "HAUNTED". You have to read the story, especially if you have a penis. Just a sample of what his words can do to you.
Pseudo and I are fans of Chuck, and as such have decide to make this blog sort of a fansite. Hence the many quotes and references. The title of our blog is adapted from his book: Diary-A Novel. The quote below it is taken from the same book. Even our blog address is taken from a line in Choke- A Novel.
His books can be found in all major bookstores and libraries. Or i can lend them to you.
" It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace",
Chuck Palahniuk , Diary- A Novel
“Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.”
- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
This quote is just so true that i have to post it. I am sorry if you only realise it today.
Just for the record the weather today is an increasing trend toward denial.
Anyway all credit to PJS and GOS for getting this blog going.
A clip from family guy's movie Stewie Griffin: The untold story. Telling us about how Jesus powers were being exaggerated. Enjoy!
ok i think its time to stop reminding everyone that THIS IS NOT A SITE THAT COOL PEOPLE READ......its getting irritating.....
and btw, we really mean it: this honestly is a site that only uncool people read. We are not trying to act cool by saying that this blog is uncool, you know what i mean? its like the equivalent of a fucking A1 student saying :' wah i cfm fail liao lah this test' , and that motherfucker knows that he cfm gonna top scorer...for us, when we sae we fail, we REALLy gonna fail........
So zack, pls dun mention who doesnt read this blog anymore.......muackz
Arrested Development is returning to FOX on 10th Feb. Fans of the show will know what the title means. For fans in Singapore we have to resort to downloading the show. Its just a real pity that Singaporeans don't appreciate such shows. They did screen season 2 of the show here in Singapore but it was shown on arts central. It was put there coz it won an award for best script. Anything which ignorant Singaporeans don't understand its art to them. Just like how directors are making art out of pornography now. This is a highly recommended show! If you don't like it this is what napolean has to say to you!
Well you have to watch napolean dynamite to get it. Its not shown here in Singapore, unbelievable. Singaporeans here are missing out on a great show!
Just remember this isnt shit cool people read. We just post whatever shit we have or that just comes across our mind.
First and foremost a big shout-out to jihong kia for gettin the ball rolling with the first post, amusing and utterly useless at the same time. Just like how we want this blog to be.......
This is not a blog that cool ppl read, so we want to attract all the uncool people to read it. So pls, all u lousy no good sons'a'bitches, tell us wat u wanna see, wat keeps ur brain from giving up and switching off. Uncool is the new cool........
5 bucks to the person who guess where the title of the post comes from
final thought: who the hell even knows this blog exists, let alone read it??
