Warning! Gays are taking over the world

Yeah the title is kind of self-explanatory. I thought the gay or metrosexual trend is over till brokeback mountain came about.

Story bout 2 gay cowboys in love. I have not watched the show yet but heard the show's pretty similar to romeo and juliet except that theres 2 romeos this time round. Come on, I know cowboys are gays from the very start already with them in their leather and tights, riding their horses all day long. The director of this film Lee Ang isn't going stop exploring homosexuality since this movie was a great success. Sweeping nominations and awards. He is planning on making a movie on lesbians this time round, starring Kate Moss and Charlize Theron. I know of many guys who will definately be looking forward to this film.
Previously there was Will and Grace, Queer eye for the straight guy. Will and Grace started out really funny, as the gay jokes were very fresh to us. Until they made one season too many, that the jokes got stale and were reused. Queer eye for the straight guy is a show where they sissifies every man out there. Being a metrosexual isn't a bad thing, its just that some guys take it too far, that they get too feminine, self-centered, self-absorbed. Or some guys actually happy to be "gays" when they are not. Queer eye for the straight guy wasn't what started the metrosexual trend.
The culprit who is responsible for it all was David Beckham. Seriously man, painting your finger nails pink and wearing your wive's panties really crosses the line.
Fags are so popular here that they have one in almost all our local dramas or sitcoms. They are so popular with the viewers here that they win awards and nominations for their performances. Come on! Only Singaporeans could watch crap like this.
Just in today's "today" there was a page dedicated to gay news. HSBC apparently fired a staff because he was gay and Clay Aiken rumoured to be picking up dudes in gay chatrooms. Gay news are always big in the papers. Gay news seems to be more important and bigger that the War in Iraq.
A great invention for gays and metrosexuals wannabes. Tones your thighs, ass and hips. You guys want a firmer ass? I heard you could actually feel those areas working while riding it. Quick, what are you guys waiting for? Put on your cowboy hat and start riding one today! Its only $998 for this piece of junk.
I'm not against gays or metrosexuals. I'm not even against gay marriage and its even legal in some country. Just that now they are everywhere! This post is serve as a warning to you, to warn you about the increasing number of fags around us. It is only a matter of time when they sissifies all the guys and the world is doomed! Then you people will look back to my post and think if only you had listened. This is to Crouch, "Bitch! you are gay!".