Fact about GOC & Pseudo

Facts you don't know about my fellow contributors to this blog. There are links to it. It has to be true!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about GOC!

1. If you drop GOC from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
2. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets GOC!
3. GOC can taste with his feet.
4. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal GOC.
5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be GOC!
6. GOC can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
7. GOC has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
8. GOC cannot jump.
9. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention GOC.
10. India tested its first nuclear GOC in 1974!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=GOC&gender=m

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pseudo!

1. Pseudo can not regurgitate.
2. To check whether Pseudo is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Pseudo will sink, and fresh Pseudo will float.
3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Pseudo are all berries.
4. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Pseudo.
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Pseudo.
6. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Pseudo from each salad served in first class.
7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Pseudo on!
8. Pseudo can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
9. Without its lining of Pseudo, your stomach would digest itself.
10. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Pseudo in your ear 700 times.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Pseudo&gender=m