The ' He owe me money' theory

You have probably experienced a practical application of this theory before in your life.
Your friend owes you money, so you ask him when's he gonna return you the money. He says:" You get from X(a mutual friend), he owe me $20."

WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!! What kind of fuck logic is that?!??!? Oei jeebai, you owe me money leh, why should i give a fuck who owes you money.....You are the one that owes me $, so you better take responsibility and come up with the money. I'm not gonna run ard chasing other ppl for money that YOU should place in my palm........I would rather you just say that you still dun have the money. I can wait, I'm reasonable,I know your good for the money. I just hate it when you absolve all responsibilty for the debt.

And its not as if you're gonna get the money from the other guy. He may not have the money at all, or he may say something like:" I where got owe him so much, the other day i pay for his chicken rice leh." And so round and round and round it goes, where it stops, nobody knows. Worst of all, he could palm you off to another fuck, so now you have to chase another person....

Jesus Christ man, no financial institution works like this. Certainly not banks, and definitely not loan sharks. You tell a loanshark to get the money you owe from a guy who owes you, and you are fucking kissing pavement my friend. You are fucking seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. You are fucking sucking down your food through a fucking tube.

So next time, when your fren tells you to get the money from somebody, just reply with a resounding "fuck you". Maybe add in a jeebai or asshole just for variety.

Fact about GOC & Pseudo

Facts you don't know about my fellow contributors to this blog. There are links to it. It has to be true!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about GOC!

1. If you drop GOC from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
2. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets GOC!
3. GOC can taste with his feet.
4. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal GOC.
5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be GOC!
6. GOC can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
7. GOC has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
8. GOC cannot jump.
9. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention GOC.
10. India tested its first nuclear GOC in 1974!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=GOC&gender=m

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pseudo!

1. Pseudo can not regurgitate.
2. To check whether Pseudo is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Pseudo will sink, and fresh Pseudo will float.
3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Pseudo are all berries.
4. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Pseudo.
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Pseudo.
6. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Pseudo from each salad served in first class.
7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Pseudo on!
8. Pseudo can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
9. Without its lining of Pseudo, your stomach would digest itself.
10. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Pseudo in your ear 700 times.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Pseudo&gender=m

No link post

There are just some privileges you can get when you are gay. Here is one of them. I can sense many guys gonna turn become "gay" after seeing this clip.

Being gay you are actually allowed to do this. Gays are so cool and Scarlett Johansson is just so darn gorgeous. You should catch her in Match Point. She was sizzling hot in the film.
Yesterday was the last day of 4 day IT fair at the suntec convention centre. It was total chaos. People swarmed there as though everything was free. Yesterday was the last day of the fair, there were stampedes everywhere. Ok I'm exaggerating here a little but still, you could barely move around in the place. There were flyers all around the floor, it was like a graveyard for the trees. Sales and fairs doesn't mean its cheap. I have to admit it was a very effective way to clear all their junk.
For a moment there I thought I was at the sex convention which was held earlier this year. There were lots of babes wearing little, showing lots of skin and legs. Well it has been proven that sex sells and 95% of the people at the IT fair were males. You can see some of the geeks taking photo of the models and with the models. Geeks will do anything for love. Well who can blame them? These fairs are the only place they actually have babes talking to them and that is as close as they can get to a chick besides being behind a computer screen. Yes we're so jealous of them, chatting with babes online all day. Seriously, you can get them to buy anything if you're a babe. To save the geeks, people came up with yet another reality tv show, "Beauty and the Geek". This is when bimbos meet the geeks. Dumb blondes meeting Albert Einstein.
Ok I kind of drifted off from telling people about the fair, well there's not much to say about the fair to start with anyway. Well there's nothing wrong with geeks, we all love them. They bring hope to singles out there. On screen, they always get the girl. Face it geeks this is reality, stop wanking to those pictures you took from at the IT fair and living in your fantasy. But hey what do I know, afterall we're just lonely singles.

Realisation

I just realised that i have been putting my name as GOS in the tagboard, when it doesn't make a lick of sense.

I was watching Fight Club yesterday


"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero"
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

The Blowers Daughter

Enough of the gay shit. There's nothing wrong with them, they just prefer dicks to pussies. At least they have the courage to admit their sexuality, they didnt care what people think. So respect them for that dude.

Ok the real reason behind this post is in the title. Yes read it, 'the blowers daughter'. If you havent already realise, its a song title and its from the movie 'closer'. Here's the movie poster to refresh your memory




If u still havent caught the movie. I suggest u go watch it, download or buy the dvd if you are rich, whatever. This song was actually introduced to me by my friend, she told me its a real sad song. So i liked what i heard and decided to put it in the background. It might take awhile to load if your connection is slow. Be patient. Its not my fault that you are still using that 56k modem. Hope you like it.
Click play to listen.

Here's the lyrics

And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
My mind...my mind...
'Til I find somebody new



Just for the record, my student got a B for her maths C for A'levels. So i am not a bad tuition teacher after all. So please do contact me if you need any help in whatever subject especially maths..

Warning! Gays are taking over the world

Yeah the title is kind of self-explanatory. I thought the gay or metrosexual trend is over till brokeback mountain came about.

Story bout 2 gay cowboys in love. I have not watched the show yet but heard the show's pretty similar to romeo and juliet except that theres 2 romeos this time round. Come on, I know cowboys are gays from the very start already with them in their leather and tights, riding their horses all day long. The director of this film Lee Ang isn't going stop exploring homosexuality since this movie was a great success. Sweeping nominations and awards. He is planning on making a movie on lesbians this time round, starring Kate Moss and Charlize Theron. I know of many guys who will definately be looking forward to this film.
Previously there was Will and Grace, Queer eye for the straight guy. Will and Grace started out really funny, as the gay jokes were very fresh to us. Until they made one season too many, that the jokes got stale and were reused. Queer eye for the straight guy is a show where they sissifies every man out there. Being a metrosexual isn't a bad thing, its just that some guys take it too far, that they get too feminine, self-centered, self-absorbed. Or some guys actually happy to be "gays" when they are not. Queer eye for the straight guy wasn't what started the metrosexual trend.
The culprit who is responsible for it all was David Beckham. Seriously man, painting your finger nails pink and wearing your wive's panties really crosses the line.
Fags are so popular here that they have one in almost all our local dramas or sitcoms. They are so popular with the viewers here that they win awards and nominations for their performances. Come on! Only Singaporeans could watch crap like this.
Just in today's "today" there was a page dedicated to gay news. HSBC apparently fired a staff because he was gay and Clay Aiken rumoured to be picking up dudes in gay chatrooms. Gay news are always big in the papers. Gay news seems to be more important and bigger that the War in Iraq.
A great invention for gays and metrosexuals wannabes. Tones your thighs, ass and hips. You guys want a firmer ass? I heard you could actually feel those areas working while riding it. Quick, what are you guys waiting for? Put on your cowboy hat and start riding one today! Its only $998 for this piece of junk.
I'm not against gays or metrosexuals. I'm not even against gay marriage and its even legal in some country. Just that now they are everywhere! This post is serve as a warning to you, to warn you about the increasing number of fags around us. It is only a matter of time when they sissifies all the guys and the world is doomed! Then you people will look back to my post and think if only you had listened. This is to Crouch, "Bitch! you are gay!".

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