What if there was a Christian Fundamentalist Organisation???

A.N: For all governmental media watchdogs out there, the following is a work of fiction. There is no actual organization. Not that I'm aware of at least.

This message serves as a letter of intent to the people of the world, enlightened ones and pagans alike.

A new organisation has been born. Its members are ordinary God-fearing citizens that are sick and tired of the world they are living in. Pagans are running amok, causing fear and destruction, while governments are weak and rule not with the teachings of God, but allow pre-marital sex, abortion, homosexuality and freedom to worship false idols. The people have forgotten the word of God, immersing themselves in debauchery and sin, bringing themselves closer to Hell. Our organisation believes that if left unchecked, this wretched world will be consumed in eternal hellfire and God himself will forsake us. This is where our our organisation comes in.

Our aim is to wrench this world away from the evil grasps of Satan. To save those that have strayed from the straight and narrow. To destroy all those who serve the Devil. We are everywhere. Nobody can stop us. We work in your governments, in your military, in your schools, in your churches.....We work as policemen, doctors, teachers, lawyers, CEOs....We are everywhere. Our message can be delivered anywhere in the world. Nobody is safe. We will not hesitate to take drastic measures to meet our goals. Anybody who opposes us shall be purged from this world. The first act in our holy crusade shall be revealed to you soon.


May God have mercy on your wretched soul.

The 10th Holy Crusade

Time to shave!

Time to shave your heads everyone. That is the cool trend for guys and girls now. Just take a look at this. American idol favourite Chris!

Seems like many american chicks are loving that bald head of his rather than his singing. Just in the recent episode of scrubs, J.D shaved his head just to go the extra mile for a leukemia patient. Hey people, you should be shaving your heads to be supportive to leukemia patients! Most of the NBA players and blacks are bald too! They showed you that you don't need hair to look good.

Do you know the skinhead is widely popularised by the nazis? Who says the nazis aren't cool?

Not only guys will look good being bald. Shaving your heads is not only for the dudes. Girls can look good too. Just look at how hot Natalie Portman is. She still looks so damn HOT being bald!

Come on everybody, what are you still waiting for? I'm getting my hair shaved off tomorrow to show support to the leukemia patients here in Singapore. Its time for me to do something good so I will get good karma in return. Join me people, get your heads shaved as well!

Fuck off talent shows

Yes you heard me. Fuck off talent shows. Brainwashing our society into mindless idiots who live and breath on the "talents" in these talent shows. Congrats to channel U, they are really good at exploiting the people into casting votes for these "talents". You will realise why I'm calling them "talents" after watching them sing and perform, but only if you know what good music or real talent is. If not, you will be puzzled and think, "what the fuck is this guy talking about? They are a bunch of talented little fucks!".

Just the other day GOC was telling me that his parents do takeaways whenever the finals of these talent shows are being screened. The same day I was pissed at my mom for hogging the cable tv to watch this show that I detest so much. "Campus Superstar" is a talent show for kids or tertiary student rejected in the Singapore Idol or the "Jue Dui Superstar". With lame slogans to go with the shows like "there is you then there wont be him" direct translation from chinese. Watching them sing its like watching a karaoke competition for kids, like the one they show for PSA night every saturday. They groom themselves by dressing better and looking more stylish as they progress. Come on man, its not going to make you guys better singers or more talented! Its like if I spray perfume on a piece of dog shit, it just hides the smell of the shit, it doesn't make it not a dog shit anymore.

I was watching Channel U's superband recently to do some "research". Being a band you get to name your band all kinds of name that you want. Boyband naming themselves "Soul", such a typical boyband name. A linkin park style band with disc scratching calling themselves "shi nuo bi", I am guessing they are fans of naruto as well to call themselves shinobi. Another band that looks like they worship satan, they dress like goths and naming their band "lucify". Guess what song they played? "Monkey God". WHAT THE FUCK? I realised bands who overdressed play like shit, I'm in no position to say they play like shit coz i can't play a thing but at least I would know good music when i hear one. The only band that caught my attention the most and actually I can't believe I'm actually impressed by a band in this competition. Its a all malay acapella group singing chinese songs. How can you not be impressed by that? This competition is getting all the boy/girl bands, rock bands, acapella to battle out with each other. This isn't even a fair competition, they are all different genres! All the fucking teenage girls will definitely wear their cellphones out by voting for the boyband showing all their hiphop moves.

Seriously channel U, stop manipulating the teenagers of Singapore into idol worshipping zombies. Looks like it is going to be the end of the world! Who's going to save us from this catastrophe?!

Sermon by Reverend Brimstone: God's Way or the Highway......to HELL AND ETERNAL DAMNATION

A.N: The following is a sermon from Reverend Brimstone, and does not reflect the views of GOC. He is just using my account. I let him cause he's a scary scary man with scary followers.


*Cough*....DAMNATION!!!! ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!! That's the fate that awaits those that use GOD's teachings in vain!!!! I'm talking about that wretched pagan called Pseudo. How DARE he make a mockery of the teachings of the Holy Bible. Littering his post with vulgarity and quoting from a satanic author, and then rounding off with a verse from the holy book. Surely he must be the tool of the Devil!!

Take heed, you wretched scum, continue with your sinful ways, and you will find yourself getting aquainted with your master in hell much sooner than you expect! The servants of our Lord thy God are plentiful, and eager do his bidding. This is not a threat, just a warning to you and all lost sheep!!

On a lighter note, the charity drive to build the church a new swimming pool shall begin next month. All members of the congregation are expected to raise at least $100. No exceptions. This will be a test of your faith. God Bless Us All.