Late Valentine's Day Post

Valentine's day finally over. GOC told me he had some friendship day lunch thing going on during his lunch hour, sounds pretty gay to me. He was telling me bout this "holiday", everyone can remember, but when comes to remembering your friend's birthday or other holidays, people have no idea when it is. Valentine's day seems like a day that was made up by florist who couldn't sell their flowers. A day when girls showing off their big bouquet of flowers. The bigger the bouquet, the bigger their smile. Increasing the chances of the guy going to 2nd base.
Valentine's day is an opportunist day for the guys. A chance for them to melt and romance the girl's heart and go for the homerun.
Prices of flowers on valentine's day are double to tripled, I don't see why they wont increase the price of condoms during the "special period". So you can see how much the guys want it and most girls wouldn't like it unprotected. If not there will be a rise of unwanted pregnancies featured in the papers like after christmas and new year 1 year ago.
Here are 3 tips on how you can win the heart of the girl you always loved.
1. Bake her a cake and wait in the bushes till she gets hungry then you give it to her

2. Draw a sketch of her and give it to her. Doesn't matter how it looks like, its the thought that counts

3. Pick up some form of martial arts and impress her. (From xiaxue's blog, according to her girls want someone who can fight and not wimpish)


If none of the above suits you, well you can just be like us rotting and blogging.

As to why I'm writing this post, yeah you can say that I'm envious or jealous of the couples out there and we're the lonely singles blogging here. Well screw that and screw Valentine's Day! All the couples can just kiss my black ass.