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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Finally it's time to unleash.......

Ello there amigos,i'm here to say something may or may not be what you have expected but i'm going to speak my mind anyway. Recently our favourite PARIS HILTON was released from prison and wow what a issue she caused on the entertainment scence. Although it's over,i want to say to those bloody idiots who refuse to live her alone while she went through that ordeal. Come on man u bastards,what wrong did she do??? Did she kill someone or did she hurt someone or did she make another infamous video?? NO! That poor little rich girl realised ther mistake,apologised for it,acknowledged her jail sentence and served it just like how it should be(gd behaviour). Dont you buggers have any better things to do in AMERICA, like doing something about the freaking issues in ya country run by a very ka-po incompetent nincompoop who like to poke other people backside? (I think the pics of P.H when she was released are rather gd)
Next,why is our army like that??!!! Not to long ago some NSmen wrote in to straits time complaining about ICT. Apparently it's about some warrant officer forcing these 'CIVILIANS' to cut their hair but some other fellow NSmen could keep their long hair and slightly dyed. WTF! STOP WAYA-ING lah!! Dont need to act like strict or very discipline. I hate that man! i could go on and on about this issue but i will resist in case something explicit or stinging comes out of my mouth. I dont care you BG,MG,LTA,MWO i dont give a hoot to you. Respect is to be earned not demanded.
Another thing,have you guys seen the pics abotu the commando being the best? Kudos to them i respect them but why is the pic so dumb? Who the hell would wear a bright red beret into the jungle to fight? All the enemy will zero in on you lah..no brains..i know its for show but do a better job lah ARMY!
I'm going to end here so yah..be back soon with something to talk about.


"Some are born good,others make gd"

Monday, June 25, 2007

Invitation to join

This is hard for us to do. However, after several frank discussions, we have all come to the same conclusion. WE NEED YOU MONKD!!!!! We have tried to dismiss your comments as playful banter, but deep within us we know what you say is true. And who else better to pull us out of this mess we'are in than the person that has pointed out the problems so succinctly.

HELP US MONKD, YOU"RE OUR ONLY HOPE

Friday, June 22, 2007

Congrats Hide

This is a filler post. In acknowledgment of the outstanding work that he has done, Hide is now upgraded to Admin status. He can now fuck with the blog as much as he wants.

Monday, June 18, 2007

The End... ...or is it just the Beginning?

I'm sure many of you out there have read many interesting blogs. In this blog we cater more to our readers and write almost everything under the sun. Reviews, thoughts, intros, controversies (yes heng, we're waiting... ...) and lotsa other stuff. I want to intro you to other blogs out there that do border on taboo topics and controversies. Yes, they are Singaporeans. They are usually single-topic based that reflects on their choices and lifestyles. We have gays (yup, but I'm sorry that a certain colin and kero are out of business) and people who share about their shagging experiences. Yes, that's where I'm heading.

Recently, this person decided to say a tearful goodbye to all her faithful readers after enthralling us with all her exciting experiences. 0U0http://singleserves.blogspot.com/=0= Ultimately, we can't pass a right or wrong verdict on another's preference or lifestyle. After all its your own life to live, and ecstasy and regrets to inherit. As she decides to embark on a new frontier in her life (we wish her all the best!), I wonder how many of us have at some point in our lives decided to change our paths, from one that we are so comfortable screwing up with, to one that seems so unlikely 5 years ago. Things always come full-circle. It only depends on whether we see it as the beginning or the end. Find a quiet time and go reflect on it. ~Jya mata.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Royale with Cheese

I was talking with redhotbbq and hide the other day about movies, and so the conversation steered towards Pulp Fiction. I was telling them that it is a great movie. In case any of you wonder why Samuel L. Jackson is such a famous actor, watch this movie. This was also the movie that brought John Travolta out of has-been heaven, though he's probably back in it again. Here's a few of the best scenes in the movie.

The little differences in Europe

My favourite bible passage

Poor Marvin


Saturday, June 16, 2007

o2 ?

if anybody is thinking of getting an O2 phone
think again ...
currently now im using a O2 atom
and it frickin' sucks ...
thought that after spending so much money onto it the service will be worth its every penny
but apparently its NOT ...
previously i heard that the service was good
that was before the servicing centre went over to dopod
and now the after sales service is bad
and when i mean its bad
its really BAD !!!
theres a price to everything
for example
just checking whether there is a problem with your phone
the service charge is $40+
(that is if your phone is out of warranty
and the warranty is only one year
so it expires quite fast
even so if its under warranty
then again it must be a hardware problem
if not they will charge the same amount
just to open your phone up)
there is additional cost if a part needs tweaking
or to be change
like the directional pad
mine wasnt spoil
it was just insensitive
for the person to tweak it back to normal
he charge me $5+ ...
i was like WTF man ?
that is not all
now they are having a new ROM for most PDA phones
windows mobile 6
and what do you know
they are not intending to upgrade O2 atom's ROM

This is the reply send back from O2 :

Thank you for contacting O2 Asia Technical Support.

With regards to your query below, kindly note that O2 Asia is planning to upgrade the Operating System of Xda Atom Life from Windows Mobile 5 to Windows Mobile 6 within the 2nd quarter of year 2007. This is a free update to all current Xda Atom Life users.Aside from that, O2 Asia has no plans to upgrade other models launched before the Xda Atom Life at this point of time.

Hope this information is useful. Thank You.


Warmest Regards,
Joanne Goh
O2 Technical Support (Email)
Asia Pacific Region
SACODE: jgoh#
For full listing of retail outlets and information on the latest products,
please visit http://www.seeo2.com

things couldnt get any better heh
i bet if they wanted to
they could upgrade the ROM
just like apple if they wanted to they can make iPod photo play video too
but noooooooo they just wanna make milk more $$$ from us ...
if this is really the case
then the money I spent on my Atom is the last time O2 get anything from me
why did i even bother getting an O2 in the first place ...
damn should have gotten a dopod or somethin
maybe an iPhone
hope this advice was helpful

Thursday, June 14, 2007

digesting the word of chuck

haha yes GOC has lend me the book "fight club" written by chuck palahniuk
upon first reading the book i feel that chuck's writing is different compared to all the other writers out there
guess i still need to wet my taste buds and just digest the book a bit longer before i can offer any serious critcism on the book
haha and yes hide
i believe choke will suit to your likings ...

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Spreading the word of Chuck

Just lend Fight Club to redhotbbq today. Hide which book do you want, Choke-abt a sex addict, or Lullaby-abt a children's song dat kills ppl, or Haunted-a collection of Short Stories that will fuck you up.

Knowing you i personally recommend Choke.

affirmation

harlow folks ...
its another dosage of meaningful music
currently today we have savage garden's affirmation
i found the lyrics to be true and direct
so i decided to share it with you all

I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
I believe that family is worth more than money or gold
I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe forgiveness is the key to your own happiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe that God does not endorse tv evangelists
I believe in love surviving death into eternity

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

especially the part
I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
haha right tyler ? you know what i mean ;)

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

To our FAITHLESS and FORSAKEN readers

Actually, we should open this to the public and our dear faithless readers. So, if anyone has any brilliant suggestion please post in on the tagboard. One million to the wonderful suggestion that gets accepted, courtesy of GOC. :0)

New Title for blog

Oi fellow members, im thinking of a name change for the blog. What you guys think? Any suggestions?

Proper suggestions please. I dowan names that include dick, pussy or any vulgarity( get the point hide?) Lets show some class k?

Book of The Month: Jpod

Hi guys, im back from country which has the best rice and toilets in the world. Will tok abt dat in another post. Anyway since we now have a babe of the month column, think it would be appropriate to have a monthly column for something more high-brow: Books. So here's the first book of the month column.

Title: Jpod
Author: Douglas Coupland
Has also written: Generation X, Microserfs
Who should read it: Anybody with a sense of humor and computer nerds.

Plot Summary: Where to even begin. Basically the story revolves around the Narrator, Ethan, and the people in his life, which consists mainly of his family, his colleagues, and a Chinese gangster chief called Kam Fong. Ethan works for a video game company, and Jpod is what he and his colleagues call the department in which they work in. Read the book to find out why. I'm not sure there's even a real plot going on, although to be fair I'm only 5/8 through. What happens are a series of events that is chronicled by Ethan, each as weird as the next. Examples include a human smuggling ring, a missing video game executive and a game to find the only non-prime number within 10000 and 100000. Peppered throughout the book are techno terms that my brother understands but refuses to tell me. Anyway the book is so far off from the norm that i don't really know how to describe it, so on to my review.

Why I like the book: I'm only half way through and I already love the book. Basically its fucking funny lah. The dialogue, the situations, the characters, easily one of the funniest books i ever read. Love letters to Ronald MacDonald, selling yourself on ebay. The writing style is extremely unconventional, which adds to the enjoyment. You get random pages of techno-speak, dialogue spelled out in actual Chinese, and 8-9 pages of actuall numbers between 10000 and 100000. Just a taste of what's within novel.

Memorable Quotes

"You are always hearing about 'following your dream', but what if your dream was boring? Most people's dreams are boring. What if you had a dream to sell roadside corn-if you went and sold it, would that mean you were living your dream? Would people perceive you as a failure anyway? And how long would you be happy doing it? Probably not long, but by then it's too late to start something else. You're fucked.

"the three things you can't fake are erections, creativity and competence"

"Sometimes I get too lazy to wear makeup. To compensate for it, I simply dress like a slut."

"....and the buzzword is so horrible I have to spell it out in ASCII: {101, 100, 103, 121}" ( if anybody understands pls let me know im clueless)

IF ANYBODY WANTS TO READ IT LET ME KNOW I CAN LEND YOU MY COPY ONCE IM DONE WITH IT.

Monday, June 11, 2007

GST

its been awhile since i last posted
and i did promise GOC to post more after my exams
so here i am ...
about GST ...
just to remind everybody
our GST is gonna increase from 5% to 7%
on the 1st of july
so before this happens
do take advantage of it
especially during the Great Singapore Sale (GSS)
which is currently now on
you will get more than what you normally bargain for
after the 1st of july
given the rise in GST
vendors will then also increase their prices proportionately ...
still on the topic of GST
is the GST offset package
which the government have generously implemented
to help Singaporeans cope with the increase in GST
depending on the different households you live in
and other certain criterias
each individual Singaporean will recieve a different amount
for example
if the individual recieve a total of $300 of GST credit
the GST would equate to $2 for every $100 spent
(as stated above the GST offset package is for the increase in 2%)
$300/$2 = 150
150 x $100 = $15 000
in other words
the government have subsidise those people credited with $300 GST credit
up to the amount of $15 000
well to those individuals that recieved $200 worth of GST credits
they will be rebated to the amount of $10 000
but in order for you to recieve the GST credits on the 1st of july
you must sign up bef 25th of june at ATMS or website ...
today is the 11th of june
14 more days left to sign up
and 21 more days before the GST increase
so go shop shop shop till you drop

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Results Fever

Hey guys and gals...espicially the students out there! Exams are over and some of us already have our results. So calling all those hardbroken students, please take this time and opportunity to chill out. It's also the time to reflect on our past mistakes and move on. So no matter the difficulty and tribulations, we must move on without trepedition and overcome our fears. If one is not able to overcome his present, how is he able to conquer greater heights in the future? So my advice and encouragement to u is... ...Live and fight for another day!

"There are no losers in this world, only winnners.
The true losers are those who fall and give up."

The Great Sage Ang

Friday, June 08, 2007

random rant

i'm not sure what this post is about. so if you are abt to start reading this. dont waste your time. go find something else to do. something to worry abt. something that will keep you busy at least for awhile. this is the reason people blog. people have nothing to do. they get bored. they post abt meaningless stuff. ok jump to social dynamics. PUA vs players? is there really a difference? i mean in case you didnt realise. for whatever reason i dont wish to know. players are not natural. they is no such thing as being a 'natural'. these people also obtain their social skills through interactions and gatherings. they dont just suddenly know how to attract women. ok jump to critics. why do people like to comment abt others? why? think abt it. its simple. they hate to evaluate themselves. they want to avoid their own problem. focusing on others make them feel better. ok jump to. think i better stop now. fuck. this post sucks. but i dont really care.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Greetings frm the land of anime, sushi and very courteous ppl

Hey all, the lectures are going great, have been warmly received by ppl from a country that conquered my country abt 60 years ago. Here's some pics



Japan has the best vending machines in the world



This is what my brother bought from the vending machine

I just like the packaging

And that's abt it.

Social dynamics in the 21st Century: A study of the pick-up artist (Part 2)

Chapter 2 : General Information and History of PUAs



PUAs short for the term pick-up artist. It is a term used to describe a man who is skilled in meeting, attracting and seducing women. People often think that the terms "players" and "pick-up artist" are the same, but in fact they are different. PUAs are men who employed a learned, structured approach in attracting women while players are men who are naturally good at attracting women and not associated with the seduction community.


The history of PUAs dates back to a book in 1970 by Eric Weber "How to pick up girls". In the 1980s, 2 pick-up artistes named Don Steele and Ross Jefferies began selling their own advice for meeting beautiful women. Coming up with techniques called "Speed Seduction". In 1994, Lewis De Payne, a student of Ross Jefferies founded a newsgroup call "alt.seduction.fast". That was the start of the growth of forums, email lists and blogs where PUAs would meet up to share their experiences and exchange their seduction techinques.


Since then, many seduction teachers tried coming out with competing methods. Their theories were gathered and combined on the newsgroup before being systematically taught by teachers. Two of the most notable of these new teachers were Mystery and David DeAngelo. Mystery is a magician who applied many of his social skills used in stage performance to the art of seduction, creating the "Mystery Method" Many of the terms like "set" and "routine" are taken from the performing arts. David DeAngelo, a former student of Ross Jefferies, is best know for his techinque called "Cocky and Funny". Making statements that combine humour and arrogance. These teachers or in their terms they are known as seduction gurus, have set up seminars, workshops to help sexually fustrated men to meet, attract and seduce beautiful women. The media attention and rapid growth of the seduction community led to the commercialisation of the PUAs. Seduction gurus sell their tactics over the internet though CDs, DVDs, books and e-books.


In 2005, Neil Strauss published a book called "The Game : Penetrating the secret society of pick-up artists" Since the book was released, the seduction community has been receiving increased media attention. The book was featured on the best sellers list September and Octobere 2005. It became the best selling book on Amazon.com soon after its release.


More recently in 2007, Mystery came up with a book called "The Mystery Method:How to get beautiful women into bed". Which led to the feminist being more critical of the seduction community. Saying that the books sexually objectifies women and is offensive to them.


For those who missed the first chapter, here is a link to the it. Stay tune for the next chapter. Comments and suggestions are greatly welcomed.

  • Chapter 1: Introduction
  • Tuesday, June 05, 2007

    see ya in a week

    On a one week trip to japan to lecture on ways to revive a blog, cyaz, and keep the blog alive

    Sunday, June 03, 2007

    Babe of the Month - June 07 - Miwa Asao

    Hi guys... ... its time for the inaugural post for Babe of the Month! Well, to start off, due to popular demand, the first babe to have this honour is... ...Miwa Asao! There's very little info about her out there..unless u know japanese. She's a national japanese beach volleyball player and her teammate is Nishibori Take. She's also the Anna Kournikova of beach volleyball. Recently she was in Singapore to compete in the 2nd leg of the Swatch Beach Volley World Tour 2007. Although she didn't fare too well, its still a long season! Gambatte Ne!!!

    FACTFILE
    Name: Miwa Asao
    DOB: 02 Feb 1986
    Height: 172m
    Weight: 53kg
    Status: Single


    Miwa, beach volleyball's pin-up girl. Photo courtesy of Albert Sim, Straits Times 28 May 2007.


    Take and Asao.


    Asao-chan in action live at sentosa. Photo taken by Ben.

    If there are any more facts or updates, we'll be sure to update it. And thanks to a certain professional stalker by the name of Jason Chua, we have Asao chan's very own official website url.

    http://www.asaomiwa.net/index.html

    PS: As a small info, she's still single!

    Social dynamics in the 21st century : A study of the pickup artist

    Chapter one : Introduction

    Women have been saying for ages that us men do not understand them, that we do not know what's on their minds. However, recently there has been a rise of a group of men who challenge this statement. Claiming that they can read the opposite sex's every movement and able to control them from the palm of their hands. Able to attract a girl at their whim. This is the subculture group that call themselves pick-up artistes(PUA). And they are growing.

    This series of scientific essays will explore the many facets of the pickup artists, dissecting the theories that form the basis for their methods. We will carry out experiements, interviews and research to provide an accurate and comprehensive study that will show all sides of the subject at hand.

    As PUAs are a secretive lot, we shall not reveal the specific techniques they use, just the general outlines. We would also like to point out this is a scientific article, and as such we aim to remain neutral, so pls PUAs and anti-PUAs do not accuse us of being biased.

    Look out for the next chapter real soon, and we would greatly appreciate input or suggestions that would create a better scientific study.

    Saturday, June 02, 2007

    Update

    Just like to say how proud I'm..................of myself, for reviving the blog. I take all the credit and all the plaudits. I'm the reason this blog is alive and kicking.

    Ok a warm welcome to another new member, Heng. The rest of us sincerely hope he doesn't land us in jail. However, we hope he is able to toe the line, and create barely tolerable controversy. We also hope that he will be the resident soccer pundit, our very own Shebby Singh.

    Yes hide i support your plans to write a babe of the month column, but pls try and keep it pg lol. Btw i dun support your idea of Miwa Asao as babe of the month, remember whu she looks like hahahaha.

    Friday, June 01, 2007

    Tough times nv lasts tough man do....



    Hey there guys..first time posting this on this crappy idea of blogging...promised nt to make any racist remarks and freaking criticize the bloody government..i wont do it i swear unless smthing provoke me..anyway i want to start the babe of the month nw! my vote goes to asao miwa from JAPAN..eh hide send me all her pics leh..

    Quote:"Dun hate the player hate the Game"