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Secrets to looking young

Saw this quote recently on the papers. "How do i look as young as jay chou? Because I'm a virgin", Fei Yu Qing 52. Rich and famous singer/entertainer a virgin at 52, that has to be the first. Holy crap, he's gotta be gay with that high pitched vocals and a virgin at this age. He could probably make a sequel to the 40 year old virgin movie.

Miss Universe 2006!

Speaking of Mexico & accents from my previous post, don't you just love women with accents? Hearing the girls speaking their language during the introduction of this year's Miss Universe, was simply breathtaking. I just could not get my eyes off the TV as introduced themselves and showed off their national costumes from their respective countries. I fell in love with the samurai from japan, Kurara Chibana. Being a fan of naruto and bleach, surely you would love that samurai costume of hers and that samurai sword that she was holding. I wasn't surprise that she won the best costume and made it to the top 5. By the way, Mexico made it to the top 20! (nachooooooooo.....)


HOT STUFF!!!

I wonder how the judges decide among all these beauties! The competition was so tight! It doesn't matter that Japan did not win, losing to Puerto Rico was not a bad thing. Puerto Rico has always produced beauties that are out of this world! This year was no exception. I present you winner of Miss Universe 2006! Zuleyka Rivera from Puerto Rico!



Man, I just love the swimsuit competition. No surprises that Singapore, did not make it far. Apart from the introduction at the start of the show, you probably won't see her at all for the rest of the show. When you compare the beauties in the competition, makes you wonder if our Miss Singapore Carol Cheong joined the wrong competition. Think she would do better in FHM or Maxim. She looked too darn average in the competition to be noticed. Oh well, she did pretty well to make it this far in the competition anyway. She's hell a lot better than a horse-faced model that goc, pseudo and I know off. You may think I'm pageant crazy but oh COME ON(GOB's voice), I'm just taking time off to appreciate the fine beauties of the world. Which guy that has 2 testicles and a dick doesn't? Even Queer guys do, just like the guy from Queer eye for a straight guy, Carson Kressley who was doing the commentary during the show. You know I'm right bout this one.

Mehico

GOC bought 3 talking napoleon dynamite dolls from the states; Napoleon dynamite, Kip and Pedro. I couldn't help but notice the price difference on the dolls. Napoleon doll at US$10.95, Kip doll at US$8.95 and Pedro doll the cheapest at $5.95. Come on, how can pedro be cheaper than kip? He was napoleon best friend and he won the election afterall. Somehow i feel that all that is just because pedro is mexican and america make mexico look like a really dreadful place. You can tell from the TV that you watch, convicts escaping to mexico and illegal immigrants all coming in from mexico through the fences. Worn out buildings ,people in big hats, nachos with salsa dip. Was the card game Uno from mexico as well? sounds like it though. Speaking of Mexicans, look out for the upcoming movie "Nacho Libre" starring Jack Black, the only non mexican that is going to appear in the movie. Watch out for his hilarious spanish accent. Out in theatres 20th July.


Note frm GOC: Wat the fuck's wrong with nachos and salsa dips? How does that make Mexico a dreadful place?

Ok I admit

After what goc posted, I just have to come up with excuses to why the blog looks dry and dead.

1. The World Cup is on! - come on who would waste time blogging during the world cup? All your other spare time are meant for sleeping. ok and Italy won the world cup for those who blogged their life away.

2. Army is killing off my free time! - Ok this is not an excuse for pseudo as he is done with his cheap labour for the government and goc is about to finish in a couple of months time. Fuck, its still a slow and long way for me.

3. Writers' block - We are boring and uncool people. If we had so many things to blog about, we would not be boring and uncool. Secondly, if we had that much ideas, we would be selling them off already.

4. Laziness - Let me see the number of hands, raise them up high so I can see them. who isn't lazy here? hmm... I see no hands are raised...

5. My virtual pet dog ate my posts away - There's always a list that comes in 5s so just have to include this classic excuse. I did post alright, I really did! bad doggy!

And at least goc is doing a lot more than pseudo.

PS. I would like to thank GOC for getting me one of those talking pedro dolls!

Complain

I just like to say how disappointed I am with the state of this blog. Just look at the blog description at the top. The blame falls squarely on the shoulders of Pseudo and the Korean. Seriously man, is it that hard to make a post? Look at me, I took time to make this post. I am absolving myself of all blame. Dun make excuses. Never mind the fact that only uncool people, and not even alot of them, read this blog. Just make some goddamn posts. FUCK!!

I wish I could take responsibility for the dismal state of the blog, but seriously, this is not my fault. How can anyone expect me to single-handedly update the blog? But enough finger-pointing, the guilty ones know who they are. We must move on. Regain our focus. Be proactive. Early bird gets the worm. Think outside the box. And most importantly of all: DON"T FUCK UP
And if we do, its not my fault. At all.

It's karma baby

I've been watching the whole of season 1 of "my name is earl" that I got too busy to post. This show is about this guy named earl (like duh?) who discovered karma and trying correct all his wrongs. He made a list of the bad things he did and try to undo his wrongs. Decent show that will get you hooked and wanting to know what is next on the list that he wants to correct. Nadine Velazquez is the actress to look out for, she is just so damn hot to not be noticed!

Watching this show, it got me thinking about karma. Everytime something good that happens to you, something bad will follow if you're not doing any good deeds. For every rotten thing that you've done, a rotten thing will come back to you. The ying and the yang, balances the good and the evil. Although I never believed in it, it kind of hit me in the head after I watched this show.

After I got a new phone and a great posting in the army, I was hit with a week of fever and really bad cough. It was the worst fever n cough I had in a really long time. Thought about me not doing enough good deeds or helping others around me. All religions are actually pretty similar to karma; like when you do good, you get good returns. More you give, more you will prosper.

In Christianity, people talk about having a relationship with God and it is not just a religion. Don't the christians want good things to come their way as well that's why they are doing good and serving God wholeheartedly? You can't possibly have a religion and actually want bad things to happen to you. Think bout it, you can't just go into a religion blindly like it's some kind of trend. Go do something that's listed under warning, probably something good will come to you in the future.