Ok I admit

After what goc posted, I just have to come up with excuses to why the blog looks dry and dead.

1. The World Cup is on! - come on who would waste time blogging during the world cup? All your other spare time are meant for sleeping. ok and Italy won the world cup for those who blogged their life away.

2. Army is killing off my free time! - Ok this is not an excuse for pseudo as he is done with his cheap labour for the government and goc is about to finish in a couple of months time. Fuck, its still a slow and long way for me.

3. Writers' block - We are boring and uncool people. If we had so many things to blog about, we would not be boring and uncool. Secondly, if we had that much ideas, we would be selling them off already.

4. Laziness - Let me see the number of hands, raise them up high so I can see them. who isn't lazy here? hmm... I see no hands are raised...

5. My virtual pet dog ate my posts away - There's always a list that comes in 5s so just have to include this classic excuse. I did post alright, I really did! bad doggy!

And at least goc is doing a lot more than pseudo.

PS. I would like to thank GOC for getting me one of those talking pedro dolls!

Complain

I just like to say how disappointed I am with the state of this blog. Just look at the blog description at the top. The blame falls squarely on the shoulders of Pseudo and the Korean. Seriously man, is it that hard to make a post? Look at me, I took time to make this post. I am absolving myself of all blame. Dun make excuses. Never mind the fact that only uncool people, and not even alot of them, read this blog. Just make some goddamn posts. FUCK!!

I wish I could take responsibility for the dismal state of the blog, but seriously, this is not my fault. How can anyone expect me to single-handedly update the blog? But enough finger-pointing, the guilty ones know who they are. We must move on. Regain our focus. Be proactive. Early bird gets the worm. Think outside the box. And most importantly of all: DON"T FUCK UP
And if we do, its not my fault. At all.

It's karma baby

I've been watching the whole of season 1 of "my name is earl" that I got too busy to post. This show is about this guy named earl (like duh?) who discovered karma and trying correct all his wrongs. He made a list of the bad things he did and try to undo his wrongs. Decent show that will get you hooked and wanting to know what is next on the list that he wants to correct. Nadine Velazquez is the actress to look out for, she is just so damn hot to not be noticed!

Watching this show, it got me thinking about karma. Everytime something good that happens to you, something bad will follow if you're not doing any good deeds. For every rotten thing that you've done, a rotten thing will come back to you. The ying and the yang, balances the good and the evil. Although I never believed in it, it kind of hit me in the head after I watched this show.

After I got a new phone and a great posting in the army, I was hit with a week of fever and really bad cough. It was the worst fever n cough I had in a really long time. Thought about me not doing enough good deeds or helping others around me. All religions are actually pretty similar to karma; like when you do good, you get good returns. More you give, more you will prosper.

In Christianity, people talk about having a relationship with God and it is not just a religion. Don't the christians want good things to come their way as well that's why they are doing good and serving God wholeheartedly? You can't possibly have a religion and actually want bad things to happen to you. Think bout it, you can't just go into a religion blindly like it's some kind of trend. Go do something that's listed under warning, probably something good will come to you in the future.

Copy pseudo

I'm copying pseudo and posting lyrics.

This song is called 'Knowledge' from Operation Ivy. Pretty much sums up how i feel nowadays.


I know things are getting tougher
When you can't get the top off the bottom of the barrel
The Wide open road to my future now
Is looking fuckin narrow

All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing

We get told to decide
Just like as if I'm not gonna change my mind

All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing
All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing!

What you gonna do with yourself boy
Better make up your mind
What you gonna do with youself Boy
Running out of time
This time I got it all figured out...

All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothing
(repeat)

And that's fine.

Rough Landing, Holly

"Rough Landing, Holly"

Left the ground
In black and white
And when the plane went down
The colors all around
I know by now
The Margin's slight
And still I can't get out, she's all I think about, can't let her go
It's who you know

[Chorus]

We came down to watch the world walk by
And all she found was trouble in my eyes
From the sky she pulled me down tonight
Let her go
Let her go

She moves fast,
Takes control and like a heart attack I know I can't turn back
And time just passed
Nights moved slow
And she was all I had, I thought I'd never last, can't let her go
It's who you know

[Chorus X2]

She calls out the farther that I fly
I love that sound so give me one more line
And from the sky she pulled me down tonight
Let her go
Let her go
Let her go
Let her go

cant think of anything to post. so this is it for now.

let's jam soon guys. take a break form the girls and practice your stuff.

Idiot's guide to survival in the army

Finally a post from me, finally having the time to post after more than 5weeks of absence. This post is not really about surviving in the army, but more about slacking in the army and doing as little as possible. Here I'm providing tips to how you can do so, these tips are based on real life events of the fellow recruits in my Company.

Tip 1: Put on your braces before you go into the army
Not only that your braces are removed after your 2 years of service, you get to go for many dental appointments. Going for appointments means having to skip training and get out of that hellhole.

Tip 2: Feign an injury
This guy in my company deserves a grammy for his outstanding performance. He even managed to get a long term MC which is 1 month long. This SOB claims he has back pain, so he couldn't stand, walk or even carry anything. He was excused from every activity. He was using crutches and was pushed around in a wheelchair. He was actually spotted by other recruits in my company of him walking around without his crutches. So I don't think the x-ray is going to find anything wrong with him but as long you're still in pain, the commanders are afraid to take the risk and put you in training.

Tip 3: Get depression
You don't need to be depress to make claims that you have depression. You just need to have that look in your face, that emotionless face. Like what my platoon mate did, he told the medical officer that he felt like killing his own platoon mates. So immediately he was taken out of training and sent for review. It would be even easier if you were actually depressed before and have a medical history to prove it. Having depression, you would have more reasons to book out of camp for counselling sessions, phychiatry sessions and medical reviews.

Tip 4: Fake an appointment
You don't need to have a real appointment to book out. That is one of the biggest flaw in their system. They don't check your appointment card.

Tip 5: Sleeping disorder
Its one of the easiest to fake it. It doesnt matter if you really have it or don't. Just declare it and there you go, you will be pulled out of training as you do not have enough rest. They think it would be dangerous for you to go through training without having sufficient rest.

The main thing is for you to make a big deal out of whatever condition or injury that you might have. You need a lot of commitment to carry it out. This guide is only for the enlistees that don't like stay-ins. Use at your own risk.

Start of a Catalan Dynasty

Barca, 2 league titles in a row. Not even the Galacticos could achieve that. Enough Said

Bring on the Gooners. Henry, you should know which club is better for you.